The Great Asylum Round Up -- 'Star Wars' Burlesque Tats and Capt. Pootie
Women: "Star Wars" Burlesque results in permanent ink. Weird: Beauty contest celebrates sexy turkey legs. Mantastic: 7-year-old thwarts gunman. Video: Captain Pooties movie pitch could be the best movie pitch ever. Masterclash: Takes on the Apocalypse. Comics Alliance: The best and worst cosplay outfits. StreetLevel: "The Shining" cuckoo clock. ...
The Great Asylum Roundup -- Laughing Yogi and Lost Testicles
Entertainment: If the Oscars were honest. Education: Tufts University applicants' YouTube video submissions, reviewed. Barroom Debate: Would you rather lose both your testicles or both your hands? Sports: Asylum crushes Maxim at Pokerstars.net media tournament. Religion: Laughing Yogi takes us to Nirvana. ComicsAlliance: An X-Men love story by the Perry Bible Fellowship creator. ...
Could Curling Be the World's Best Drinking Game?
Let's face it -- there are big drawbacks to beer pong: the indoor sterility, the weakness of the alcohol, the ballerina-like pose you make when throwing the pathetically lightweight ball. It all leaves something to be desired, as far as drinking games go. It lacks the eye-poking danger of darts and the exhilarating, cold wind of drunk skiing. But what if we told you there's a drinking game where ...
Flowchart to Determine if You'll Win a Bar Fight
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The Great Asylum Roundup -- Michael Cera and Sexy Things
Sex: The 50 sexiest things we saw this year. Video: Michael Cera endures a dueling interview with Moviefone and Asylum. Sports: When will we see the first openly gay NFL player? A Women's Perspective: On chick flicks. Politics: Obama takes a hands-on approach to Michelle's rump. StreetLevel: Crazy basketballs designed by artists. ComicsAlliance: The cocaine adventures of Mighty ...
The Numbers Behind Pornography
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New Years Eve Links!
2009's Most Unforgettable Moments The bong rip heard round the world. (Maxim) Cracked's Top 25 Stories of 2009 (Cracked) Sweetest New Year's Eve Parties of 2010 (COED) The Not So Sweet History of Champagne (Mental Floss) How to Be a Better Man in 2010 Fulfill your New Year's resolution. (AskMen) The Best Mug Shots of the Decade With celebrity and citizen editions. (The Smoking ...
The Great Asylum Roundup -- Coco's Butt and SantaCon
Women: Coco's butt disturbs the time-space continuum. Humor: SantaCon participants are definitely naughty. Gear: Hanukkah's nine coolest menorahs. Weird News: The weirdest news stories we dugg this year. Tech: Funny Google autocomplete suggestions do not amuse Google. ComicsAlliance: TMNT's Shredder hoodie comes with soft fuzzy blades. StreetLevel: Lucy Exposed figure for ...
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