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Masterclash
Masterclash -- Invisibility vs. Jet Packs
The future is now. And of all the marvelous inventions of the last decade -- robot servants,...
Masterclash -- Bodybuilders vs. Crotch Shots
This past week, working out has been on our minds, and when something is on our minds, it is...
MasterClash -- 'Watchmen' vs 'The Spirit'
In case you've been hiding under a rock, nerds of every class, level and alignment have been wetting...
Masterclash -- Slutty Supergirl vs Biker Barbie
Perhaps you're a pervert in need of companionship. Here at Asylum, we understand. When you're...
Masterclash -- Mop Babies vs Robot Servants
We hate freeloaders, be they babies or robots, which is why we were so enthusiastic about the news...
Masterclash: Competitive Eaters vs. Pamplona Runners
We love inane sports, which makes hot dog eating contests and running with the bulls pretty much...
Masterclash: The Jell-O Wrestler vs. The Octopus
There are only three things we're afraid of at Asylum: irate Jell-O wrestlers, crafty octopi and...
Father's Day Masterclash: Heathcliff Huxtable vs. Al Bundy
In all of TV Land, there are no two TV dads more different than Heathcliff Huxtable and Al...
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Man Humps Steel Bench
Almost loses penis.
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Man Pretends to be Porn Inspector
Genius, pure genius.
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Songs to Hook up to
Asylum style.
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Get Rid of Your Man Pelt
Shaving back hair.
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A Date With A Model
An Asylum investigation.
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10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A Tall Woman
Just don't say it.
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