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The Noble Prize
Lion Meat A-OK with Readers
Around here, we like to tackle the big questions. Unfortunately, we're extremely indecisive, so we...
Lady Geek Fights Back
"BrokenBeloved" won today's Noble Prize by standing up for lady geeks in our nerd porn gallery,...
Reader Adds to Bear Paranoia (aka Bearanoia)
Today's Noble Prize is awarded to "Stavo" for sharing his close encounter with a Kamchatka brown...
Reader's Restraining Order Story
A lot of you were outraged by the actions of the police who arrested the groom who violated a...
The Ultimate Wedgie Tip
Thanks to today's Noble Prize winner, "Scott," we can add one more wedgie type to our gallery of...
Reader Busts Cheater with Baby Monitor
Today's Noble Prize goes to "michele" for her comment regarding the mother who wants to recall her...
Reader Wants a Body Slam
Porn is in the eye of the beholder, or at least that's what we've gathered from your reaction to...
Synchronized Swimmers Defend Their Sport
It seems our joshing around about the weirdest Olympic events throughout history touched a few...
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Man Humps Steel Bench
Almost loses penis.
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Man Pretends to be Porn Inspector
Genius, pure genius.
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Songs to Hook up to
Asylum style.
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Get Rid of Your Man Pelt
Shaving back hair.
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A Date With A Model
An Asylum investigation.
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10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A Tall Woman
Just don't say it.
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