Remember when you were six and all you wanted was for your parents to let you drive to the mall so you could hang out and smoke cigarettes? Oh right, that was when you were 16. At six, you were more concerned with naptime and "G.I. Joe."One Virginia six-year-old, however, knew enough about driving to pilot his parents' Ford Taurus about 10 miles toward his school. The boy weaved in and out of oncoming traffic and finally slammed into a utility pole. After emerging unscathed, he explained to authorities that he missed the school bus and didn't want to go without breakfast and gym class. The boy also said he learned how to drive from playing video games like "Grand Theft Auto."
"It's a miracle that somebody didn't get killed," said Northumberland County Sheriff Chuck Wilkins. "We're a rural area, but if we do have a rush hour, that's it." The boy's parents were arrested and charged with felony child endangerment. The little joyrider was back in school (and gym class) by the afternoon.
Though it wasn't mentioned in the original report, we assume the "Grand Theft Auto"-playing boy expressed disappointment that real driving has far fewer opportunities for meaningless incidents of vehicular homicide.
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